Abject apologies I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since the long board was invented… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Seriously!
I am devastated with discovering time doesn’t stand still, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being a nuisance to various lawyers I met recently, my day drifts aimlessly from when the nightclubs close till I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, ‘Duct tape still life’. I am avoiding recapture. I need a nap.
I go, my lords and ladies; just I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!
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how funny! it almost sounded like you, but i was def wondering by the last couple of lines if you’d quit your job and were seriously going bonkers… lol