Rants

When I need to vent before I kick someone.

I’ve been known to bite, too.

Time Bomb

That’s not my head.  It’s a time bomb.  Can’t you hear it ticking? Note to anonymous someone at work–Yeah, why don’t you give me hell for something that is in no way my responsibility? gotta get published, gotta get published, gotta get published. my head hurts so damn much my face is tingly.

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Does Not Compute

No computer at work, no brain at home.  What do you want?  It was an absolutely hideous day. I’ll say this–it is pretty damn pathetic when middle school parents can’t name one single teacher.  Seven teachers their kids have in a day, and they can’t name one?  Even if I read the names to them,

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WTF, Volume Five At Least

Quoting from this site: The Hudood Ordinance criminalises all sex outside marriage, so if a rape victim fails to present four male witnesses to the crime she herself could face punishment and [be] prosecuted for adultery. Huh? Get the duct tape and the rubber mallets, girls, let’s bring these idiots into reality.

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How Important is My Job?

I do registration and attendance and records for over 800 students.  Seeing that enrollment and attendance are huge factors in deciding how a school is funded–and funding dictates how much paper, pencils, books, sports, etc, we can afford–you’d think that my role would be seen as an important one.  Especially when you consider that things

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Where Are They Coming From?

Five new kids today.  Five!  Where are they all coming from? I’ll give you a hint. Not from other schools.  These kids are starting a month behind, all but one of them. Tell me again why my job doesn’t include the right to hit idiot parents with a clue-stick? *sigh*

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DMV and Hell Are the Same Place

DMV and Hell Are the Same Place

Why is there only one DMV office open on Saturdays?  Does this make sense to anyone outside the DMV? We spent five hours there. They had Bly take her Ohio plates off the car, and she broke her swiss army knife doing it (no doing it for you or even having a damn screw driver

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