February 2013

Evil Moms Get Spider Children

So I have become the Evil Internet-Limiting Mom. FYI, this is what happens when you kick a kid off the computer. Or at least, my kid. The child in question whines a bit, complains there’s nothing to do, is threatened with chores if she doesn’t FIND something to do…and stumbles on a ball of yarn. […]

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My First Yoga Class!

My First Yoga Class!

Warning for slight mention of girl-parts (I use the word uterus. Some folks can’t handle these cuss words.) So these past few days, I feel that my life is changing. It’s pretty soon after the last time I felt like this, but I’ve come to welcome the feeling. It generally leads to awesome. Really I

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Should Have Put Him in a Headlock

Should Have Put Him in a Headlock

Warning: not-graphic discussion of women’s parts and problems below. If you can’t handle that, I’m gonna suggest you go somewhere else till you mature a little bit. If you don’t want to read, well, I said it wasn’t graphic, but whatever. It’s a big internet–take care and have a good day! So. I’m seriously getting

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Cats and Sunbeams: an OTP for the Ages

So! Surgery! Fun stuff, yeah? Bleh. But hopefully worth it. It’s behind me now, though, yay! I’m finally getting to where I don’t spend a good portion of my day in bed. I couldn’t be happier. My cats are also ecstatic. And I’ll tell you, I’ll be happy for some peace. It’s been quite a

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Queer Eye for the Straight Kitchen

Queer Eye for the Straight Kitchen

I have, from the moment I watched my first episode, loved Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It’s about making a lasting, positive change in someone’s life, helping the “victim” explore himself, expand his horizons, get moving to the next level of being the best he can be, carefully matched to the person he is

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KD’s Around Here Somewhere

Pain medicine is a marvelous thing when one is in pain, but neither pain nor the antidote leave a lot of brain for blogging. Also my fingers keep going funky. So here I am–reporting in, and running out. A few slightly random observations: Nurses are the best of us. I am SO NOT KIDDING here.

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The Regret When You Get Up Too Early

The Regret When You Get Up Too Early

I woke up at 5 a.m. to take my antibiotic. Stumbled into the bathroom, stumbled back out, crawled into bed…and couldn’t get back to sleep. I tried–I’m having surgery in a few days and it’d be smart to be well-rested to give my immune system maximum support. Also, it’s the weekend. Also also, sleep. But

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