I did not run away! I just…performed a strategic retreat.
Because I am quite certain, although it is not stated anywhere that I can recall, that I am not supposed to bite the parents.
Yes. She was back today. The reason, supposedly, that the child didn’t get her free lunch is that I insisted on harassing her daughter.
I bravely ran away and hid in the nurse’s office while she told my office manager everything I did wrong.
We did not eat the minstrels. (if you didn’t get that, go watch Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail)