Quoting from this site:
A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday. The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century. The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.
Umm…survival of the fittest might be a good idea. Are we sure we should mess with it? Clearly we could stand to evolve a bit farther.
BTW, look for these pics on the internet. Apparently instead of talking him out of it, his buddies were taking pictures.