So I’ve taken to chasing teachers out of my office with a big stick. I don’t like it, but it’s necessary. I gotta get my stuff done.
But these are smart people I’m dealing with. They have found my weakness. One weakness, and I’m sure there will be more.
Shirley figured out I bring last night’s leftover’s for lunch. A Baggin’s Sundowner got me to drop everything and find that file she needed. (right where it was supposed to be, but anyway…) Hey, it was Baggin’s. Have you ever had a Baggin’s sandwich? Yum!!! The Sundowner has turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce, among other yummy things.
I have standards, though, and I’m trying to be good. I won’t let on that I love Whoppers, or the Ultimate Cheeseburger. When they’re searching for a suitable bribe I express disdain of the more unhealthy places.
But when Pete came in my office with Chili Cheese Fries from Hamburger Stand, I knew I was lost. I swore him to secrecy, but the smell stayed in my office. Even the custodian four hours later knew what I’d had for lunch.
Darn. Guess I’ll have to take more restroom breaks in the big bathroom. (where I get exercise by practicing karate at school. sssh, don’t tell!)