Because my week has not yet been joyous enough:
Dear Author:
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to read your submission. We are sorry to say that it’s not right for us at this time.
Due to the volume of material we receive, we are unable to reply individually to each author. However, please be assured your work was given careful evaluation.
We wish you the best of luck with this work; thank you again for thinking of Tor/Forge.
Sincerely,
The Editors
I’m back to form letters. Though down at the bottom someone did scrawl “Re: Knight Errant” so I would know the letter wasn’t sent by mistake.
:goes back to banging head on wall: