Joss: ‘kay. Let’s talk sequel.
KD: No.
Joss: [smirks] Come on, baby. You know you want me.
KD: I haven’t even written the end of the first book yet!
Joss: First book! Ha, there will be a sequel!
KD: well, yeah, but I’m not talking about it now. I’m going to finish you, then take it easy for a while, primp Taro a bit and send him out, write some fanfic, edit…something…then…
Joss: you know you’re going to write me. *roller-skates around KD in sequined outfit singing both parts of “You’re the One That I Want” (with modified lyrics)
You got chills.
They’re multiplyin’.
And you’re losin’ control.
‘Cause the power
I’m supplyin’,
it’s electrifyin’!
Zeke better shape up,
’cause I need a man
and my heart is set on him.
You better shape him up;
you better understand
to my heart I must be true.
Nothin’ left, nothin’ left for me to do.
I’m the one that you want…
*
Joss: *ends with a spin fast enough to make Scott Hamilton jealous and a high note to rival Olivia Newton-John*
KD:
Scary, isn’t it? And that’s just arguing with one voice. You ought to hear it when they all jump me at once.