Dear Media:
Yes, he’s African-American. Yes, it’s a marvelous thing we’ve come far enough an African-American can be elected to the highest office. Now let’s get to the point that you don’t feel the need to mention his race every other article. Honestly, from what I’ve seen of the news today, you’ll have a tough time keeping up with the man. Better get on it.
No love at the moment,
Me
p.s. Give him my love, will you?