No, really. What the hell?
The pics are from a fashion show in Paris. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m all for bishounen in skimpy outfits–the skimpier the better. But what the hell is that on his head? And why is this part of the fall/winter collection (boy’s gonna be awfully cold…), and what the HELL is that on his head? It looks like a baby’s sunhat, and that is just creepy. Poor thing, you can see in his face just how mortified he is to be caught (not even dead, so he can’t shift the blame) in that ridiculous get-up.
If you scroll just right, you can hide the hideous headgear and enjoy the abs. They are lovely, aren’t they?
As for the pic on the right, clearly a small furry animal is going for his carotid and someone needs to HELP HIM!
Let’s hope his rescuers are not distracted wondering WHAT THE HELL is on left-dude’s head??
Not so much a baby’s sun hat as the kind of bonnet hair colorists use to pluck out strands for color highlights — I could be wrong, as I am notoriously cheap and have never paid for such a service, but think I have glimpsed the process in adjacent work stations while getting hair cut.
The wife says it’s a wig minus the hair, a web of ribbons and threads that real or synthetic hair is tied to that makes a wig.
I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s a new variation on the alien face-sucker, and the man needs help. Not that it will do any good.
We should perhaps abandon the planet now.
I think she may be on to something. How she knows this, I didn’t ask. But I did tug on her hair, just to be sure.
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