Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail… You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. I hope they bring chocolate!.
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), being distracted by the shiny, and just generally being a terrible burden to anyone unfortunate enough to cross my path. My day seems to involve the authorities from the second star on the right, straight on till I run out of alcohol.
I am putting money aside so I can run away, but this damned rock is heavy.
I go, my lords and ladies; just think of me as I battle mine enemies. Sincerest apologies. Until my paycheck dawneth…
(made it here.)