Eve Marcori is a freighter captain and former Marine offering advice because of Authorial Privilege out of a sincere desire to help. Advice not guaranteed legal in your province/planet of residence. Check with local authorities. This blog takes no responsibility for any criminal charges you may incur by acting on Eve’s advice.
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Do you care if I ask you crap, or are you just happy to see me and provide me with answers to all the queries I could come up with?
Happy. Yeah.
What kind of president would you be if you could get away with it?
Absent.
Eve! When my fiancée and I died and became zombies, I retained my memories but she didn’t. She knows what she once meant to me and is not in love with me and is happy not remembering, but I am sure her old self would want to remember. What do I do?
…zombie?
You rot.
…
Look, you said it yourself. “Her old self.” Old self is gone. You don’t get to push yourself on new self.
Good news is, it’ll fall off soon and you won’t need a girlfriend.
…
Sorry.
*giggles lots at the zombie response*
😀