Ten Top Trivia Tips about KD Sarge! (according to the chibi of my Weiss group, anyway)
1. Never store KD Sarge at room temperature.
2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of KD Sarge every year.
3. KD Sarge can run sixty-five kilometres an hour – that’s really fast.
4. A KD Sargeometer is used to measure KD Sarge!
5. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun’s surface to KD Sarge.
6. When provoked, KD Sarge will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by KD Sarge.
8. KD Sargeolatry is the mindless worship of KD Sarge.
9. KD Sarge is the world’s smallest mammal.
10. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink KD Sarge.