I ask you. Do these LOOK like bunny ears? If you saw someone wearing them, along with the three-foot-long black tail that is draped over my shoulder in this picture, would you think that person was a BUNNY?
As I told many people today, I was a CAT-GIRL. Not a mouse, not a bear, and DEFINITELY not a bunny.
Also, cats and cat-girls do not “wag” their tails. They twitch them while deciding whether or not to kill you.
In other news, the Story That Hates Me is off to the editor for the last time. Tomorrow I am running away from home with a friend, and the only thing we know is that there will be NO CHILDREN allowed.
Mental health days should be prescribed by law. The world would be a far happier place.