Y’all need to buy more books.
No, you have to understand. I want to move into a larger place and foster kittens from the Humane Society, so y’all need to buy more books.
See? Kittens! Just like these! Think of the kittens!
You wouldn’t want a perfectly nice cat taking up with the wrong sort for lack of a good home, would you?
So there you go. Buy a copy of Knight Errant. Buy a paperback, and get the Kindle version free.
Here’s Queen’s Man.
Here’s Captain’s Boy.
Do it for the kittens.