I got a present, I got a present! And not just any old present, but the four-disc special edition of LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring! Hurray! Now how did they know?
Oh, yeah, and I got a WalMart gift card too. (Whoohoo!) I sense a shopping trip coming on. I just can’t believe I’m too tired to go tonight. I can’t comprehend being too tired for WalMart. But I am.
And it has nothing to do with Frodo’s beautiful eyes. Or Legolas’ butt. Or Aragorn’s–oh, who am I kidding? Somebody start the popcorn!